Morning Tweet: Boom, Like That

Yes, I have Mark Knopfler's name permanently entered in my Twitter search function, because I'm such an obsessive fan I must know what people are saying about him at all times. Everything I know I learned from Dire Straits, and I have his Sailing to Philadelphia playing on an endless loop in my head (which explains the typos). And speaking of that Knopfler CD, the Jacksonville Jaguars' theme song this morning is Baloney Again.

Peyton Manning has now led the Colts to seven fourth-quarter comebacks this season, prompting one of the Twitterati today to opine that he should be advising Pres. Obama on economic matters. At any rate, those '72 Dolphins are getting a little nervous right about now, eh? May I suggest a smoke and a little Knopfler Local Hero?

You're a long way from home, don't push your luck too far, it's Friday again ...

ABOUT LAST NIGHT ...
What you missed while collecting Tiger Woods commemorative plates ...
* College basketball: Bobby Knight's return to Indiana was, um, interesting. John Calipari may not agree.
* College football: Notre Dame playing hard to get with the Big Ten.
* Women's volleyball: Speaking of unbeaten juggernauts ...

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TODAY IN MARK TRAIL ...

Tiger Woods excuse No. 217: "Sorry I'm late honey, I was rolling a beached squid back out to sea."

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