Out of Bounds - Popular Articles Ernie Els blasts Tiger Woods as 'selfish' Rick Chandler So why is Tiger Woods making Friday's big press statement (don't call it a press conference!) right in the middle of the Accenture Match Play Championship? Ernie Els, for one, is not amused. "It's selfish," Els told a reporter from... Dan Jenkins: 'Tiger Woods is graveyard dead' Rick Chandler Whether or not you agree with Dan Jenkins' recent take on Tiger Woods, it's one of those situations where you just have to get down on your knees and give the "We're not worthy" bow to the words themselves. Jenkins,... Tiger smacked by proposed PETA billboard Rick Chandler The People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals took a swipe at both irresponsible pet owners and Tiger Woods today, announcing plans to use the graphic you see to the right as a billboard to be placed near Tiger's home... Nat'l Enquirer: Tiger now in rehab for drugs, not sex Rick Chandler The National Enquirer, the source that broke this whole Tiger Woods cheating rodeo back in November -- and has actually been accepted by the Pulitzer Prize Committee in two categories for its coverage of the John Edwards scandal -- is... The Tiger Woods mistress beauty pageant is a go Rick Chandler Howard Stern, fresh from the success of that ESPN/Brian Westbrook prank, got some more good news on Wednesday. He has now secured four alleged Tiger Woods mistresses who have signed on to participate in a Tiger Woods lovers beauty pageant.... Things you can't unsee: T.O. works the catwalk Rick Chandler What's going on here? Why has God forsaken us? The end-times are nigh! Oh wait, it's just Terrell Owens making his New York Fashion Week debut. Global Grind describes what you see here more completely than I ever could: TERRELL... Tiger sticks it to Accenture with comeback press conference; expect Elin to be there, too Rick Chandler Interesting that Tiger Woods chose Friday at 11 a.m. ET to break his silence and make his statement to the press, that being smack in the middle of the Accenture Match Play Championship. At least we know that he hasn't... Twittersphere reacts to Tiger Woods press apology Rick Chandler So the big Tiger Woods press statement is history; the event's television broadcast waves at this moment traveling through the ionosphere and headed into deep space. I wonder what, 200 years from now, races from other planets will think when... Lindsey Vonn makes fun of Tiger Woods apology Rick Chandler Time Magazine's Sean Gregory has a pretty funny account of U.S. ski darling Lindsey Vonn mocking Tiger Woods' televised press apology on Friday. Vonn didn't catch the event live on TV; she walked into an interview room at Whistler just... Tiger threesome action resulted in hush money, wacky hotel chase? Rick Chandler OK, this is starting to sound like a Billy Wilder movie, only with actual sex. We take you now to the New York Daily News, which brings us a delightful little tale of Tiger Woods, a bed, two girls, and...